What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do atheists love to preach against Abrahamic religions and mock God? Even if they do not fear the eternal fire of hell, pious Muslims will certainly not leave them alone and will take brutal revenge until they surrender and repent of their sins.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Octopussy

A View to a Kill

Why are most girls not open to the idea of anal sex?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-All the bad guys are black.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What were the first few days, weeks, months and then years like after finding out about your spouses infidelity? How did your feelings, and yours & their approach to the situation change in the immediate aftermath compared to later down the line?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-J W Pepper

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Live and Let Die

-Bond slapping Tracy.

My stepdaughter’s mom tells her I’m not a real dance teacher, but my stepdaughter has seen me in action. Why does she still question my abilities?

From Russia With Love

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”She is very sexyful!”

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

You Only Live Twice

How did a computer scientist such as Geoffrey Hinton manage to win a Nobel Prize in physics when computer science already has its own Nobel Prize equivalent in the Turing Awards?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Goldfinger

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

If Delta Force soldiers wanted to form a criminal gang, how dangerous would they be with all their equipment (explosives, rifles, vests, night vision goggles)?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Ah so!”